Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Hoodie

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A soft and stretchy hoodie with a range of motion and comfort way beyond your typical cotton hoodies. Small batch garment dying and soft-to-the-touch water-based printing offers unique shades that make it more contemporary look. 

Product details:

  • Material: 80% organic cotton
  • Soft and breathable
  • Organic dyeing process
  • Organic printing dye and method
  • Top quality inks
  • Washable at 40 degrees

Fit:

  • Semi-fitted. If you prefer loose fit, choose a larger size.
  • Side seamed for the perfect fit
Gender

Men

Occasion Casual
Material Cotton Blend
Please Note: All dimensions are measured manually with a deviation of 1 to 3CM
size BUST LENGTH SHOULDER SKEEVE LENGTH
CM INCH CM INCH CM INCH CM INCH
S 116 45.67 68 26.77 58 22.83 52 20.47
M 120 47.24 70 27.56 60 23.62 53 20.87
L 124 48.82 72 28.35 62 24.41 54 21.26
XL 128 50.39 74 29.13 64 25.20 55 21.65
2XL 132 51.97 76 29.92 66 25.98 56 22.05
3XL 136 53.54 78 29.92 68 26.77 57 22.44
4XL 140 55.12 80 31.50 70 27.56 58 22.83



Color difference description

Due to the differences in the display of various equipment screen materials, there will be a certain color difference, and we will try to reduce the errors as muchas possible, but this problem does not belong to the product quality problem.

Size deviation

Because the products are manually measured, there will be an error of about 1-3 cm.

Different styles will cause different sizes. Please refer to the physical tank measurement to measure the size table so that you can choose more suitable clothes.

Based on customer feedback, we recommend choosing one size up for a more comfortable fit. Please refer to our Size Guide before placing an order to ensure the best fit possible.

We celebrate the act of discovery. We work with small vendors from all over the world to share their products, some of our products are shipped directly from our vendors overseas. Due to the nature of the shipping business, delays are often inevitable, all our shipping times are therefore guidelines only and specific delivery dates are not guaranteed.

 

When will I receive my items?

*Receiving Time=Processing time + Shipping time.

  1. Processing Time: The processing time is the time it takes for the seller to prepare the item(s) for shipment. There are different processing times for different items depending on product category and volume. Usually it is around 3 to 5 working days to process.But due to the current severe epidemic, we have to extend the processing time, it is about 5-8 working days, we will try our best to control it within 3-5 working days.
  2. Shipping Time:Delivery time varies with shipping method. Time in transit varies depending on where you're located and where your package is sent. And the shipping time for express shipping is 7-15 workdays.
  3. If there is any shipping issue with your package, you can contact our customer service team by email: service@ .com

*In the case of epidemic and natural disaster, regional logistics (or global logistics) is slow. Please wait patiently. We will try our best to supervise the logistics company to deliver the goods.

 

Shipping fee

The shipping fee for standard delivery is $12.95 (for all countries and regions)

*Free shipping policy: Free shipping on orders over $69.

According to the different logistics freight for each period, we will set up different freight rules, you can pay attention to the header at the top of the website to get the latest news.

 

Wrong address:

It is the responsibility of the buyer to make sure that the shipping address entered is correct. We do our best to speed up processing and shipping time, so there is always a small window to correct an incorrect shipping address. Please contact us immediately at service@ .com. if you believe you have provided an incorrect shipping address.

 

Returns:

By placing an order on , you are responsible for the cost of return shipping back to . Please refer to our Return Policy for further information on how to make a return.

 

Lost/Stolen Packages:

is not responsible for lost or stolen packages. If your tracking information states that your package was delivered to your address and you have not received it please report it to your respective shipping carrier at the information provided to you on our Tracking Page. If you have any further questions on how to do this please reach out to our customer support team at service@ .com.

 

Covid-19

Affected by Covid-19, there will be some delay on the delivery.All of the products on our website are free shipping worldwide. Registered Orders will be shipped via UPS Express UPS, FedEX, Ryder, TNT Post Group, Expeditors, Panalpina, Exel and etc.

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